"the female orgasm doesn’t exist"
well not my fault your dick game weak
my fiance saw a pedestrian get hit and stayed with/cared for her until the ambulance took over
i need to shower
i need to have a shower scotch too
i didn’t go home because i knew i would never make it for reserves
You may not have experienced the shit that I did. But, you loved hearing about it, didn’t you? You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You’re a hypocrite. You’re a conformist. You’re a liar! I opened up to you and you judged me.
Oh she's something else... oh my god I love her
Game of Thrones meme II Nine characters (7/9) ; Jaime Lannister
"Kingslayer! And what a king he was. Here’s to Aerys Targaryen, the second of his name. The Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and the Protector of the Realm. And to the sword I shoved in his back."
i know i shouldn’t read about 70s and 80s english history and YET